Bilangan Kawan Yang Tidak Konsisten

I ramai kawan lelaki, sebab I lebih senang berkawan dengan mereka. Tiada hard feelings melampau, tiada girl fight dan sebagainya. Banyak juga remarks yang I terima yang menyatakan betapa sempoinya I ni mengalahkan kaum Adam. Mungkin sebab banyak berkawan dengan kaum itulah agaknya.

Nak dijadikan cerita, bilangan kawan-kawan lelaki I ni selalunya inconsistent. I ni bila rapat dengan orang, I jadi caring sangat, boleh berkongsi cerita dan sebagainya. But it ends there. Maksudnya tidak terbawa ke mimpi dan sebagainya. Sebab tiada perasaan romantik pun yang I semaikan dalam hati terhadap mereka.

Isu inconsistency ini timbul setelah sesetengah mereka ini mula mempunyai girlfriend. Samada girlfriend masing-masing jealous dengan persahabatan kami atau lelaki itu yang insecure berkawan dengan I, takut girlfriend jealous.

Probably it has something to do with the way I maneuver the camaraderie. So gadis-gadis mereka rasa terancam. Maka I makin kurang kawan yang rapat.

Yang menariknya apabila mereka ini break up, lelaki-lelaki ini kembali rapat dengan I. Sebab selesa berkawan dengan I. Though I tak dapat melarikan diri daripada berasa dipergunakan, I malas ambil pusing dan merajuk macam kura-kura. Kau nak kawan, kau kawanlah.

Wahai cik gadis-gadis, I nilah orang terakhir you patut rasa terancam. Sebab I ni gemuk dan tak cantik. Cuma I bijak dan bubbly. So you tak perlu tambah bedak di wajah.

Marriage

I'm beginning to lose faith in marriage. I find it to be somehow stringent, too confining and suffocating. Forget about fairy tales, dream weddings now.

Superman, on the other hand, has a different perception. He believes in everlasting relationship built on marriage institution. He believes in blessed relationship of two individuals in a legally tied knot.

I guess he needs to do a lot of convincing right now. And I can see his progress at present.

:)

Ubat Batuk Cap Ibu dan Anak

More often than not, a mother would think what she thinks is the best for the child. On the other hand, the child would have thought in contrary. And both would want to prove who's right.

When it is the case between a mother and her teenage daughter, I'm pretty sure that doesn't really matter. But when it involves a mother and her adult daughter, it always becomes a problem.

The daughter realizes there's a conflict of interest between two from different eras, and the mother feels strongly that her child should act according to her (the mom's) will.

Mothers can be very conservative. Because they want things flow their ways. When they don't, the blame is put on the children.

I don't know what kind of mother would I be.

As for now, I am going down under for real, and no one can object to it. Not even my mother.

Skema Turutan Kasih Sayang

Kadang-kadang, kita semacam terikat dengan satu jawapan tradisi, yang mana kiranya kita tidak menjawab mengikut skema, kita dianggap tidak mengenang budi dan segala tohmahan akan diperdendang di telinga sendiri.

I was talking about the sequence of the persons you love most in life. Jawapan paling common sekali yang memberi satu guarantee you tak akan jadi outcast ialah:

1) Parents
2) Keluarga
3) Kekasih

Kalau you tak ikut skema jawapan, you anak derhaka, you buta dek cinta dan sebagainya.

Walhal hari-hari update status pasal rindukan *boyfriend/girlfriend. Sikit-sikit *boyfriend/girlfriend, sikit-sikit *boyfriend/girlfriend.

Lepas tu, kalau parents marah sebab asyik gayut sampai bil melambung, you merajuk, hempas pintu.

Kalau parents suruh putuskan hubungan sebab tak berkenan, lari dari rumah pergi kahwin di Siam.

Now you tell me, who's your number one really?


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