Bilangan Kawan Yang Tidak Konsisten

I ramai kawan lelaki, sebab I lebih senang berkawan dengan mereka. Tiada hard feelings melampau, tiada girl fight dan sebagainya. Banyak juga remarks yang I terima yang menyatakan betapa sempoinya I ni mengalahkan kaum Adam. Mungkin sebab banyak berkawan dengan kaum itulah agaknya.

Nak dijadikan cerita, bilangan kawan-kawan lelaki I ni selalunya inconsistent. I ni bila rapat dengan orang, I jadi caring sangat, boleh berkongsi cerita dan sebagainya. But it ends there. Maksudnya tidak terbawa ke mimpi dan sebagainya. Sebab tiada perasaan romantik pun yang I semaikan dalam hati terhadap mereka.

Isu inconsistency ini timbul setelah sesetengah mereka ini mula mempunyai girlfriend. Samada girlfriend masing-masing jealous dengan persahabatan kami atau lelaki itu yang insecure berkawan dengan I, takut girlfriend jealous.

Probably it has something to do with the way I maneuver the camaraderie. So gadis-gadis mereka rasa terancam. Maka I makin kurang kawan yang rapat.

Yang menariknya apabila mereka ini break up, lelaki-lelaki ini kembali rapat dengan I. Sebab selesa berkawan dengan I. Though I tak dapat melarikan diri daripada berasa dipergunakan, I malas ambil pusing dan merajuk macam kura-kura. Kau nak kawan, kau kawanlah.

Wahai cik gadis-gadis, I nilah orang terakhir you patut rasa terancam. Sebab I ni gemuk dan tak cantik. Cuma I bijak dan bubbly. So you tak perlu tambah bedak di wajah.

Ubat Batuk Cap Ibu dan Anak

More often than not, a mother would think what she thinks is the best for the child. On the other hand, the child would have thought in contrary. And both would want to prove who's right.

When it is the case between a mother and her teenage daughter, I'm pretty sure that doesn't really matter. But when it involves a mother and her adult daughter, it always becomes a problem.

The daughter realizes there's a conflict of interest between two from different eras, and the mother feels strongly that her child should act according to her (the mom's) will.

Mothers can be very conservative. Because they want things flow their ways. When they don't, the blame is put on the children.

I don't know what kind of mother would I be.

As for now, I am going down under for real, and no one can object to it. Not even my mother.

Gender Bias

You're trying to say, because I am a damn girl, I have to be extra hardworking as compared to the boys in the house? What is this, a gender-bias?

Didn't I act enough like the sole man of the house already?

Let me be specific;
It's not okay for a girl to abandon what a girl should be doing though she has done everything that a guy should've been doing.
But it's totally okay for a guy to abandon what he is suppose to do because it has been taken over by a girl.

Conclusion: Girl must do everything. Boy can do nothing.

NICE!

Bukan berkira ke apa, but isn't the bias-ness getting too obvious from day to day?

Now you are calling me what? A superhero?

I am NOT! I'm just a girlfriend.

Seksi Sopan

Kalau perempuan pakai baju seksi, itu tidak sopan.

Kalau lelaki pakai seluar sengaja menampakkan boxer, itu apa?

Youth

Young girls are exasperating.

The younger ones are more annoying.

Test Market

I bukan jenis perempuan yang suka test market.

Test market; if you understand what I meant.

Dalam erti kata lain, test market sendiri merupakan cara paling vain untuk mengetahui bahawa kita masih hot atau disukai ramai.

Lelaki mesej nak berkenalan? Layan~

Letak gambar comel-comel di Facebook dan mengharapkan komen yang berbunyi "Cantiklah awak ni" atau "Comelnya dia!"?

Gemar dengan mesej yang berbunyi "Tak ada sesiapa ke marah I mesej dengan you ni?", dan bila dibalas "Tiada", mengharapkan respond seperti "Takkanlah orang cantik macam you ni tak berpunya lagi kot."?

Suka di-flirt ketika berjalan di KLCC?

If any of the above instances fits you, then you indeed suka test market diri sendiri.

How do I know? Sebab I pun pernah suka juga benda-benda macam ni. But that was long ago. Zaman belum jumpa boyfriend nombor 7. Zaman gemuk gedempol dulu.

Now I realised that there are many other important things in life we need to be worry about other than how hot we still are.

Sebab tu lelaki selalu kata I garang dan semakin tak ramai yang berani bagi pick up line pada I.

I know I'm still hot regardless. It's too obvious.

Kaum Hawa Sememangnya Mempunyai Eksesif Estrogen

Terdapat banyak kes penggunaan gambar dan profil individu lain di Facebook yang melibatkan pencurian gambar manusia-manusia dalam friends list saya. Walaupun masih boleh dibilang menggunakan jari, pada hemat saya, kes-kes sebigini sudah dikategorikan kritikal juga.

Apakah tujuan sebenar mencuri identiti orang lain dengan tujuan membukan akaun Facebook ataupun Myspace sendiri? Mungkinkan mereka merupakan ajen CIA?

Apa yang saya ingin cungkil di sini bukanlah kajian terhadap those freaks yang mempunyai tahap self-esteem yang rendah ini, namun, reaksi yang diperoleh daripada mangsa-mangsa kecurian identiti berkenaan. Ia boleh dilihat secara terus melalui status mereka.

Anak Gadis Ruslan

"Tak guna punya setan! Apesal kau curi gambar-gambar aku hah dan letakkan di akaun Myspace engkau! Kau dah cukup lama ke hidup kat dunia ni hah?!"


Anak Gadis Ahmad

"Eee I bencilah bi*tch mana yang mencuri gambar I dan membuka akaun Facebook sendiri itu! Kepada rakan-rakan I semua, tolong jangan add bi*tch berkenaan ya!"


Anak Teruna (kot?) Jaafar

"Siapa pula mamat Putra Kayangan ni? Kenapa nak ambil gambar aku jadi profile photo? Handsome sangatkah aku? Tiba-tiba pula rasa macam artis. Kahkahkah."



Konklusi: Perempuan memang sangat emo, kan?

Buy Only What You Need

As compared to many other women out there, I am actually quite thrifty when it comes to shopping.

I don't see the reason to be so overwhelmed with lusts and desire to purchase stuffs you don't need. You have 8237 pairs of shoes at home, why need more? Because the piece you're looking at now is cute? But is it worth it? When are you going to put on all 8237 (or now 8238) pairs in life?

So ladies, when shopping, be rational and practical, ask yourself do you really need the purse you're holding? Or the summer dress and legging? Don't be fooled by the discounts here and there, should in the end you would sit alone, feeling regret.

Buy only what you need.